I sat down last night with a margarita and a dream. A dream that I would get two more reviews closed up and out there for your viewing pleasure. It was a dream turned into a nightmare. Gry, you ask, why the hyperbole? Folk, I reply, it is because the pedals in question have proven to be both interesting and nearly impossible to pin down.

• TGD – The Great Destroyer from Dwarfcraft Devices
• The 3xfx Fatman

Neither of these pedals are fitting into the nice little testing dojo I have created. As I quaff’d my lime and liquor bevvys I pondered the issue until I was no longer capable of finding an answer. I noticed I had recorded about 45 minutes of my personal jazz odyssey with TGD and decided the footage needed to be culled in order to prevent world calamity. Both these pedals are moved to the official ‘on hold’ queue until I can come up with a better way to manage them, and I’ll move on to some easier fare for a bit to keep things moving.