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Police in Columbia, Missouri have arrested two men after confiscating about 20lbs of a substance known only as ‘the fuzz’. The men, whose names and identities were not available at the time of this release, were stopped in the early hours of this morning (Thursday) on Broadway by officers investigating an alleged audio assult on a group of people. These men are know to be affiliated with a fringe group who refer to themselves as ‘fuzzheads.’
Officers discovered ten clear bags containing 10 fuzz pedals and a small amount of tentacle paraphilia.
Both men are due to appear at Court tomorrow.
w00t!
Tell me where they stored the impounded tentacle paraphanalia, and I’ll go help… uh… “guard” it!
Comment by jrmy — December 5, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
Saw Side Unblended :O
Comment by John — December 8, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
The fuzz got your fuzz! I have been meaning to run for Canada!
Love the group photo! I wondered how much you were willing to go through to get it……
-Mario
Comment by Mario — December 8, 2008 @ 3:50 pm